
Hood booga: What is a Hood Booga? Some friends of mine made a rapamentry about Hood Boogas, but I must admit at first I wasn’t sure of what it was. So yall know I had to get my research on. I googled it and found that a lot of people were using the term. What is a Hood Booga? Believe it or not we all know one (maybe two or three). In short a HoodBooga is a phony ass, wack ass girl who does some of the stupidest things that a girl can do, or a girl out for money. There are many type of Hood Booga’s out there. Ones that are obviously hood boogas and then you have the undercover hood booga, but trust me they are easy to spot. If you need a little help I’ll try to break down the different types for you to help you spot your neighborhood hood boogas.
Baby Mamma Hood Booga: Now this is a hard one to get rid of, because she is in your life FOREVER! She is going to nag the ish out of you. You going to get the “ Yo baby needs some milk, and pampers” call like every two days. Her new man might even be a drug dealer. Your child support is going to go towards her baby phat clothes, her new man’s Roca wear, and last but not least her weed habit. She won’t ever want to see you happy. She’s going to call your new girl and tell her how many times you have done her wrong and how bad of a man you are. Nothing you do will ever be good enough, mean while your baby is 18 and her mom is still on section 8. Yall get the drift
Regular NeighoodHood Booga: Now this is the easiest one to spot. This is the girl that you see chilling with all the hood dudes smoking blunts in the park, has no job, on welfare, no ambition in life. But you can’t tell her she aint the ish. This Hood Booga really feels that she is the baddest bitch on the block. Some of you guys will probably call her your home girl but you know she will never amount to nothing or ever be anything more than that (just a home girl).
High Class Hood Booga: Now this one is the hardest to spot. This Hood Booga may seem like the Baddest Bitch. She is going to appear to have it all. The cars, money, clothes, maybe even a good job. But beware 9 times out of 10 they weren’t bought by her because her credit is bad, real bad. This Hood Booga only messes with dudes who appear to have money, so that they can pay for her “luxurious” lifestyle. She may think she’s classy but class can’t be bought so you have to look for the signs. Check out her restaurant choices or even her home furniture. You can tell a lot by those things.
I know I may have missed a few categories but please feel free to post some of them. If you have any Hood Boogas sightings let me know. I’m always up for a good laugh!!!
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